Virus Warning

Discussion in 'FUN and Sharing Forum for Non-Creator stuff' started by Just Bill, Jul 13, 2008.

  1. Just Bill

    Just Bill

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    If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately.

    Do not open it! :image14:

    It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

    It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

    It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

    It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.

    It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

    It will drink all your beer.

    It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

    Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears.

    It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

    It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.

    It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

    If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

    It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles.

    It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

    These are just a few signs of infection...
     
  2. Chris_Houg

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    Damn, you should have posted that yesterday....
     
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  4. Chris_Houg

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    Wow, enough people actually took it serious so as it had to be printed as a hoax. I was really surprised to see that Symantec was one of them that listed it as a hoax.

    I guess some people just don't know what their computer can and can't do....
     
  5. Just Bill

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    Oops

    I never thought for a moment anyone would take it seriously.
    I wonder if they checked their beer first.:image04:
     
  6. 3DS

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    Yeah, and what's more surprising to me is that it's been hoaxing people since "Updated: February 13, 2007"?!...from the date I see on the Symantec site, LOL
     

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