To all OWLS..Older Wiser Laughing Souls

Discussion in 'FUN and Sharing Forum' started by KD-did, May 27, 2006.

  1. KD-did

    KD-did Staff Member

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    Wisdom from Grandpa .......?

    Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a
    lot on the kind of chick he marries. !!!!!!!!!!!

    Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his
    salt that he forgets his sugar.

    Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

    When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts
    when they try to decide which one.

    If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
    thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

    On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but
    never the present.

    A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin',
    ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."

    Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make
    beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

    Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
    and start bragging about it.

    Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people
    to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of
    the roads weren't paved.

    How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

    Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
    they don't recognize you.

    Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing! It's good for the soul.

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