Thoughts on beer

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  1. KD-did

    KD-did

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    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
    Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
    brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
    beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
    I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams
    come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

    -- Babe Ruth

    An intelligent man is sometimes
    forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

    -- Ernest Hemingway

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

    -- Paul Hornung

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

    - H.L. Mencken

    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
    to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

    George Bernard Shaw

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    - Benjamin Franklin

    Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
    is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
    but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

    -- Dave Barry

    Beer: helping ugly people have *** since 3000 b.c.

    -- W.C. Fields

    Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

    Professor Irwin Corey

    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a
    can!

    -- Leo Durocher

    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
    buddy, Norm.

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as
    fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
    slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
    selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
    health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
    weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
    as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
    know, kill brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
    brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
    the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
    machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
     
  2. Gravy

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    lol good ones
     
  3. lordzenn

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
     

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