Now we know the answer!

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  1. Worlock

    Worlock Guest

    If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I
    asked the children in my Sunday school class.

    “NO!” the children all answered.

    “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?”

    Once more they all answered, “NO!”

    “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?” I
    asked them again.

    Once more they all answered, “NO!”

    “Well,” I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for,
    “Then how can I get into heaven?”

    A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!”
     
  2. Borpean

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  3. Worlock

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    :) I just told the joke...I didnt make it up.
     
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    Good One.
     

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