1. KD-did

    KD-did

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    Recently while going through an airport, President Bush encountered a man
    with long hair, wearing a robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush

    went
    up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man never answered, but just
    kept staring ahead. Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice.
    The
    man just kept staring ahead, never answering the president.

    Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and
    said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent
    agreed
    with the President. "Well," said the President, "every time I say his name,
    he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!"

    Again, the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man stared ahead. The
    secret service man went up to the man in the robe and whispered, "You look
    just
    like Moses. Are you Moses?"

    The man leaned over and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses, but the last time I
    talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"
     
  2. Flotsom

    Flotsom

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    Gotta luv it!!
     
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