Male or Female?

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  1. Nickydude

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    Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
     
  2. 3DS

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    Does the female remote look anything like this one?
     

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  3. Nickydude

    Nickydude MadLad Designs

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    lol! nice! (if only...)
     
  4. prototype66

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    mooaaahahahah!
     
  5. pddawson

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    Thanks Nicky i can use some of them as examples in my lectures to give colour to the lecture
     

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