Little Johnny jokes

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    A Salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, named Little Johnny, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

    Salesman: "Is your mommy there?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."

    Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy."

    Salesman: "Is your daddy there?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."

    Salesman: "Can I speak with him?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy."

    Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department."

    Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."

    Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department."

    Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."

    Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"

    Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
     
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    Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her.

    She started to guess what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked.

    "Nope."

    "A Cake?"

    Johnny shook his head No.

    Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles."

    "No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."
     

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