Domestic Tranquility

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  1. KD-did

    KD-did

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    A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.

    The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade,
    listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
    married. She goes on and on and on.

    Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman
    and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

    The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs
    at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

    The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
    Monday and Wednesday; but Friday, I golf."
     
  2. Flotsom

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    I laugh ... and yet I've known some golfers that that could easily apply to! :lol:
     
  3. Flotsom

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    Here's one in trade ... it's about a lawyer.

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    The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.

    So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"

    The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

    "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children."

    The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

    "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm sorry, I had no idea"

    And the lawyer concludes the meeting with, "So... if I didn't give any money to them, what in the hell makes you think I'd ever give any to you?"
     
  4. MasterDesign

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    Ow! that's cold man!
    MD
     

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