Blondes! This is too cute!

Discussion in 'FUN and Sharing Forum for Non-Creator stuff' started by alphatiny, Mar 25, 2007.

  1. alphatiny


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    I certainly do not want to offend any Blondes! This is to cute!

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to
    safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...

    Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

  2. Lats

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    Hehe, one of my favs :D
  3. cdoggan


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    i don

    i am not blonde but i don't get it:image10:

    of course I am just kidding uknow
  4. Ironmaiden71


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    Tooo funny this is one I actually haven't heard!
    Here's another good one.....
    A man gets into an elevator where there is a georgeous blonde inside, he enters and she says "TGIF", he says to her "SH*T", then she says again louder "TGIF!" he looks at her stangely and repeats "SH*T", finally she says "TGIF... thank goodness it's Friday, duh" to this the man answers:
    Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
    needless to say I'm a brunette:)

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