Are You From California?

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  1. Flotsom

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    If this is over the line ... I'll delete it, but it made me chuckle ...

    Anonymous Source:
    So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
    jokes, you know you're from California if:

    1. Your coworker or granddaughter has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
    conversation in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
    named Flower.

    5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
    grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
    Ethiopian.

    8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
    baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
    George Clooney.

    12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

    14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
    station: "STORM WATCH."

    15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
    busy with their cells or pagers.

    16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
    early to avoid all the weather- related accidents.

    17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

    18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

    19. The Terminator is your governor.

    20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
    here illegally, they want to give you one!!!
     
  2. KD-did

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    That is not over the top
     
  3. Gravy

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    good one lol
     

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