A good salesman?

Discussion in 'FUN and Sharing Forum for Non-Creator stuff' started by Randy..., Sep 27, 2007.

  1. Randy...

    Randy... Guest

    This is just a joke, not meant to offend anyone.

    A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?

    "The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin ."

    Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

    "How many customers bought something from you today?

    The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.

    How much was the sale for?"

    The kid says, "$101,237.65."

    The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

    The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.

    "The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?

    "The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.
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  3. Worlock

    Worlock Guest

    jokes.com has these and more ... look it up!
  4. Randy...

    Randy... Guest

    Thanks for the link.

    Actually, I get them in my email all day from people I work with. With a company of about 4,000 employees, you'd think they'd have something better to do. :) I usually just delete them, but recently thought sharing them here might be fun for everyone.
  5. Worlock

    Worlock Guest

    I think you'll find that site has any joke you require for a smile or two...And let me tell you...they got some real Hooters on there too! :D

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