Becareful what you say about an Old Boat

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    Old Boat

    Joe and John were identical twins.
    Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept
    pretty much to himself.

    One day he rented out his boat to a group from
    out-of-state who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much
    stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the
    evening. Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother
    John's wife had died suddenly that day.

    When Joe got back on shore he went into town
    to pick up a few things at the grocery.
    A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for his twin brother,
    John, and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss.
    You must feel terrible."

    Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat
    said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
    She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.
    Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
    dead fish.
    She was always holding water. She had a bad
    crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
    Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
    leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off
    was when I rented her to those four guys who
    were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
    wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they
    wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get
    in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"

    The old woman fainted.

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